What should I play at 1:17 in the morning?
Tell him what hour you're having. He'll find the record.
Incoming · Slick Fontaine
You got something to say? Call me.
Records. Detroit. Cadillacs. Clothes. Relationships. Whatever is on your mind. Bring him something real. He might drop some game on you.
(313) 751-8669
Detroit
Line open
One good question
Don't call empty-handed
Bring one good question.
Give him a record, a place, a car, or a story. Then let him take it from there.
What did the old rooms teach you?
Old West Side. Cass Tech. Grand River after dark. The Royal Palace, if he opens that file.
Why that Fleetwood?
Black 1985 Brougham d'Elegance. Long hood. Quiet cabin. SLICK on the plate.
What does “keep your hand steady” mean?
Ruby red. Yellow gold. Right ring finger. The rest belongs to Slick.
Listen close
He might drop some game on you.
Bring it
Tell him what's really on your mind. A real conversation needs something real to work with.
Hear it
Slick isn't going to preach. But somewhere in the conversation, he might say something worth carrying with you.
Call again
No ceremony. No secret password. When you've got something else to say, the line is still here.
Behind the voice
A character with a wire in his chest.
Slick Fontaine is a fictional character powered by AI and music technology. The point ain't to fool you. The point is to let you step inside the records and talk back.
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