♦   Official Press Kit   ·   2026

SlickFontaine

Put him on the mic.

Detroit, Michigan  ·  Crooked Staff Records

Transparent by design: Slick Fontaine is a fictional AI-enabled Detroit music persona. The music is original and independently produced. Interviews may explore Slick in-world or the Crooked Staff Records build behind him.

Slick Fontaine fictional production portrait
Current portrait · fictional production artwork
Sound
Funk · Soul · Rap · Stories
Home
Detroit, MI — Old West Side
Catalog
10 records streaming now
Label
Crooked Staff Records LLC
Format
Fictional · AI-enabled · transparent
♦   Thirty-second brief

What press needs before the first question.

Identity

Fictional. Transparent.

A Detroit-born music persona built for records, videos, phone calls, interviews, and direct audience interaction.

Sound

Funk, soul, rap, stories

Live-band vocabulary, Cadillac-night atmosphere, mature baritone presence, and storyteller timing.

Music

Ten records live now

The mythology is deep. The music is the reason for it. The current sequence streams on SoundCloud.

Interview

Built to answer back

Slick can join character interviews, podcasts, avatar appearances, phone segments, and music conversations.

♦   Approved publication copy

Biography

100-word bio · approved

Slick Fontaine is a fictional Detroit-born music persona blending funk, soul, R&B, rap, spoken storytelling, gospel and jazz influence, and Blaxploitation-inspired cinematic scoring without becoming a costume parody. In canon, Solomon Franklin Fontaine came up around Detroit auto work, church, tailoring, Cadillacs, and live nightlife, fronted an early-1990s band called The Night Ledger, walked away after a bad rights-and-management deal, and spent years outside public music. In 2026, modern independent tools, AI-enabled media, a phone experience, and Crooked Staff Records give Slick a direct route to the audience — no fake vintage fame required.

Approved 100-word bio

250-word press bio · approved

Slick Fontaine moves like he has been in the room longer than everybody else, even when he just walked in.

The fictional Detroit-born music persona blends live-band funk, soul, R&B, rap, gospel and jazz vocabulary, spoken storytelling, and the widescreen tension of classic crime-soul cinema. The visual world is black Cadillac paint, wet Detroit pavement, tailored wool, deep red, gold, velvet, the Ace of Diamonds, and a ruby-red diamond-shaped ring engraved KEEP YOUR HAND STEADY.

But the character is built to be more than a 1970s reference. In Slick's canon, Solomon Franklin Fontaine was born in Detroit in 1972, raised on the Old West Side around automotive work, church, paperwork, neighborhood business, and people who understood that looking sharp was not the same thing as being rich. He learned tailoring from Lucien Baptiste, nightlife business from Celestine “CeCe” Monroe, and storytelling discipline from an English teacher named Mrs. Odessa Bell. In the early 1990s he fronted The Night Ledger, a small live act that never became the fake legendary band a lesser mythology would claim it was. A bad production/management deal helped end the run.

Slick's 2026 arrival is the point. AI-enabled visuals and voice, direct audience interaction, independent release tools, and Crooked Staff Records allow the character to exist across records, videos, phone calls, websites, interviews, and avatars while remaining transparent that Slick is fictional. The mythology is detailed. The music is the reason for it.

Approved 250-word press bio
♦   In his own words

Quote for attribution

“I ain't back. I'm finally on time.” — Slick Fontaine
♦   Streaming now

Ten records, streaming now.

All tracks stream on SoundCloud. Titles below are confirmed live with public links.

ChapterTitleListenNote
01The Genuine ArticleSoundCloudThe title track and thesis statement.
02Cadillac Crown (King of the Game)SoundCloudCadillac weight, room control, and arrival.
03Franklin'sSoundCloudWhat money costs after you have paid it.
04It's FontaineSoundCloudThe name, the introduction, and the arrival.
05Game RulesSoundCloudThe operator's track.
06Velvet MemoriesSoundCloudMidnight hindsight and old rooms.
07Give Em What They Want (Feat. Finn of The Wool-Lites)SoundCloudControlled pressure and execution over noise.
08Heavy Is The CrownSoundCloudThe closer. An accounting.
09Pimp Hand Down (Feat. Fred Fuz of The Wool-Lites)SoundCloudTheatrical funk swagger, not literal criminal biography.
10Made Me (Feat. Freya of The Wool-Lites)SoundCloudDetroit pressure turned into posture.

Full profile on SoundCloud  ♦

♦   Where to start

Choose a first listen

First-time listener
The Genuine Article → Cadillac Crown → Velvet Memories
Press & feature writers
The Genuine Article → Made Me
Night-drive / cinematic
Velvet Memories → Cadillac Crown → Heavy Is The Crown
Harder edge
Game Rules → Give Em What They Want
♦   Assets

Cover artwork

Current cover art and production imagery. Download the available files below; additional formats are available through the press contact.

Cadillac Crown cover art
Cadillac Crown
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The Genuine Article cover art
The Genuine Article
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Franklin's cover art
Franklin's
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It's Fontaine cover art
It's Fontaine
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Game Rules cover art
Game Rules
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Velvet Memories cover art
Velvet Memories
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Give Em What They Want cover art
Give Em What They Want
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Heavy Is The Crown cover art
Heavy Is The Crown
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Pimp Hand Down cover art
Pimp Hand Down
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Made Me cover art
Made Me
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Press and production imagery

Slick Fontaine fictional production portrait
Current portrait · fictional production artwork
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Black 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance production artwork
Current signature car · fictional production artwork
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Royal Palace Night Ledger fictional archive artwork
Royal Palace / Night Ledger · fictional archive artwork
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Slick Fontaine call-room production artwork
Direct line room · fictional production artwork
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Slick Fontaine press photo — Cadillac, Detroit night
Detroit night · the Cadillac
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Slick Fontaine press photo
Studio / street
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Slick Fontaine press photo — interior
Interior
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♦   Booking · interviews · licensing

Press and business contact

Label
Crooked Staff Records LLC
Email
marchagen608@gmail.com
Direct line
(313) 751-8669
Website
slickfontaine.com
Streaming
soundcloud.com/slick-fontaine
Site reference
site.txt
♦   About the project

Slick Fontaine is a fictional AI-enabled Detroit music persona created by Crooked Staff Records LLC. The music is original and independently produced. The canon is fictional; the disclosure is not.

Character interviews, podcasts, avatar appearances, phone segments, music commentary, licensing, and other creative media opportunities route through the press contact above.